In my never-ending quest to eventually find the best way possible to protect your chest while simultaneously making your torso look even more awesome than it is, I have just teamed up with Upper Playground to release a new series of Chest-Protecting mythological T-SHIRTS! But also, in addition to protecting your heart and ribs with these shirts, if you act now, you have a chance to protect your ENTIRE house! That's correct. The first 15 orders of EACH of these shirts, will receive in addition, a corresponding mini-ultra-limited giclee print, produced by my company, ZEROFRIENDS, that, if you hang on your wall, will protect you from one of 4 nightmarish spirits that haunt awesome people. Check out the shirts below and click on each one to purchase them (and more of my exclusive UP shirts) EXCLUSIVELY at UPPER PLAYGROUND!
"HELLRAISER" SHIRT!
"HELLRAISER" PRINT, (measures 5" x 7") which protects you against tiny Thief-Demon Spirit!
"THE SECOND HUGGING" SHIRT!
"THE SECOND HUGGING" Print (measures 5" x 7"), which protects against Unstoppable Bum-Hug Spirit!
"THE CARPENTERS" SHIRT!
"THE CARPENTERS" Print (measures 5" x 7"), which protects you against the MC HAMMER Spirit!
"THE SPIDER RAM" SHIRT!
"THE SPIDER RAM" Print (measures 5" x 7"), Which protects you from the Spirt of The Shark Who Walks!
So what are you waiting for! PROTECT YOUR BODY! And if you act fast, PROTECT YOUR LIFE & HOME AS WELL!!!!
