Monday, August 31, 2015

Original "EYE KILL YOU" Painting Now On EBAY!




Hello there, guardians of weasels and eaters of sadness! I just wanted to give you a quick heads up that I decided to put my new painting up on eBay, mostly because one of my favorite movies that I have seen recently is "What We Do In The Shadows" and there's a scene where Vlad the vampire says "Let me do my evil bidding…on the Internet". So now I would like to see YOU do your evil bidding HERE on the Internet.


The auction is still live for the next 3 days and has no reserve price, so whatever you bid, there's a chance you can win it to protect your walls from TERRIBLE things like wall-paper and anger-holes.

Here's some info about the painting that is HERE ON EBAY:

"EYE KILL YOU"
By Alex Pardee
20" x 16"
Acrylic & Ink on Clayboard
Unframed




And here is a little step-by-step process in case you are curious about how many mistakes I make along the way. Spoiler alert: IT'S A LOT! 
Anyway, happy bidding, and THANK YOU for your support!!!!!



Friday, August 7, 2015

"PRIMUS" Limited Poster Release Info



Attention, tweekers! Call up Wynona, throw her big brown beaver into Jerry's race car with you, go pick up John the Fisherman and drive on over to South Park to celebrate with the a guy named MUD, because my PRIMUS SCREENPRINTED POSTERS ARE BEING RELEASED IN JUST A FEW DAYS ON MY SITE! (Weds, August 12th at 2PM EST if you want to be all "exact" about it)

For years now, one of the most consistently weird bands has released a brand new poster for each one of their shows while on the road. EACH SHOW! Like every 3rd night, a new poster. That's like 150 posters that are floating around in the print-iverse. All curated by the one and only ZOLTRON the Incomparable! And although I am just a little twinkle in a galaxy filled with star artists that have created these posters, I couldn't be more honored to be amongst these stars as MY PRIMUS POSTER GETS RELEASED FOR SALE! This poster originally debuted the other day at the Rose Music Center in Ohio and quickly sold out at the show. Fortunately, everyone involved was nice enough to give me a stack of posters big enough to paper-cut my entire body until I face-plant on my keyboard from loss of blood. But I'm going to be careful with them, and instead of mutilating my own body with them, I'm just going to SELL THEM TO YOU! That's fun, right!?
BUY SELL BUY SELL TRADE! That's what this crazy world is all about now and you can blame most of that on Pokemon, Magic Cards and drugs. 



Anyway, these 18" x 24" 5-color screenprinted posters were drawn/designed by me, gorgeously printed by hand by DANNY ASKAR, and blessed with some royal drool and curses by Primus themselves. Here is the specific on-sale info regarding the regular edition as well as a few fun variant editions. Both the regular edition as well as the special variant editions will ALL GO ON SALE AT THE SAME TIME: Weds, August 12th, at 2PM Eastern exclusively here on my personal site).




Here is all of the info for the poster release:
WHEN: Weds, August 12th, at 2PM Eastern
WHY: Because Primus is great. Dinosaur Jr is great. Beetlejuice is great, and life is great.

ALL OF THESE VERSIONS will be available for sale on Weds:


"PRIMUS" Tour Edition Print
18" x 24"
Limited Edition of 225 (only 50 available for sale)
5 Color Screenprint on White French Paper
Printed by Danny Askar
Signed and Numbered by Alex Pardee
$60 each






"PRIMUS" Hand-Painted Black-Plate Edition Print
18" x 24" 
Extremely Limited Edition of 6
One Color Screenprint on various colored French Paper
HAND-PAINTED Embellishments by Alex Pardee
Signed and Numbered by Alex Pardee
$150 each (limit one per customer)
*Print color is chosen at random. Because the print is hand-painted, slight variations may occur.



"PRIMUS" Blue Meth Edition Print
18" x 24"
Limited Edition of 12
5 Color Screenprint on Ice Blue French Paper
Printed by Danny Askar
Signed and Numbered by Alex Pardee
$75 each




"PRIMUS" Urine Trouble Edition Print
18" x 24"
Limited Edition of 14
5 Color Screenprint on Urine Yellow French Paper
Printed by Danny Askar
Signed and Numbered by Alex Pardee
$75 each



"PRIMUS" Purple People Edition Print
18" x 24"
Limited Edition of 11
5 Color Screenprint on Light Grape French Paper
Printed by Danny Askar
Signed and Numbered by Alex Pardee
$75 each



"PRIMUS" Original Ink Drawing
Signed by Alex Pardee
19" x 24" 
Ink on Bristol Paper
$1000.00