Thursday, June 11, 2009

Have You Seen Him??

Apparently, there is a very pissed off little friend, who used to have golden legs that could make him do ANYTHING. Then, some motherfucker rufied him and STOLE his golden legs! So, to exact his revenge, our friend jumped on the back of his pet walrus screaming into the sunset, and has now gone MISSING.

Thanks to the army over at"The Loyal Subjects", awareness of this important issue is being raised all over LA. We need to find this dude before he just decides to kidnap The Pope's legs, or even worse for you LA dudes, Kobe Bryants legs (gasp!)

Check it, and i have a good feeling we will find him (but probably not his legs) by this saturday. I'll tell you why in a few hours.