Saturday, September 27, 2008

Worshipping Satan Since 1983

So, I guess its official. According to these videos, He-Man and his whimsical universe of muscle-men and sorcerers programmed me to worship Satan.

I knew there HAD to be a reason why I loved sacrificing women and constantly dreamt of creative ways to overthrow God. I just didn't realize it was because i was allowed to "witness Man-E-Faces transform into a demon in the palm of my hand".

Thanks, Mom & Dad, for forcing SATAN into my life via Eternia and Greyskull.

And thank you JAKE WON, for enlightening me with this information.

PS, when the guy uses the "power of Snake Mountain" to change his voice to a demon, I cried a little in the pants.