Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Fuck Jason Vorhees, This is SATURDAY THE 13th!

Everybody is aware of "Friday the 13th", the infamous date made famous by Jason Vorhees' mother when she exacted revenge upon the camp counselors who were too busy porning to pay attention to her drowning Mongoloid son.
BUUUUTTT, because "Friday the 13th" has hogged the spotlight for 28 years due to Hollywood's greedy dicks, an even more prestigious holiday has been unlawfully looked over. The date? "SATURDAY the 13th!"

For you understandably clueless folk, here is a brief history.
Twenty NINE years ago, in the summer of 1979, 3 wannabe artists donned wigs, shotguns, wings, and horrible attitudes, and ascended upon 3 different U.S. cities in hopes of painting public masterpieces and impregnating most of the female population with their demon seeds. They were dubbed "Those 3 Weird Killer Artist Guys" by the media because they were weird and artists and guys and they killed people. With each stop, as the city councils attempted to oppose, the body counts grew larger, and the pregnancy rate skyrocketed. However, by the third stop, the opposition was too much, and the group of artists were destroyed by tanks.
The incident was swept under the rug because there was no internet and the government forced filmmaker to divert the general public by making a similar date overshadow Saturday the 13th.

The only reason i know this is because my uncle is a disgruntled retired FBI agent and he recently told me this story. So now, in honor of "Those 3 Weird Killer Artist Guys," and thanks to Upper PLayground, Juxtapoz, and Sparks, Myself, Sam Flores and N8 Van Dyke are retracing the steps of my new heroes, and we are going to attempt to relive their quest.

And what better day to start than "Saturday, September 13th?!"
So keep an eye out for us, we will be hitting ATLANTA, BOSTON, AND PHOENIX to paint and spread our demon seeds.

Here is the general info for the events / venues:

Saturday September 13th, 2008 at 10pm
LENNY’S BAR Atlanta, GA -

Saturday September 20th, 2008 at 2pm (daytime event in the street)

Friday / Saturday Oct 3rd / 4th, 2008 at 9pm – THE MARQUEE THEATRE Tempe, AZ -


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