Thursday, February 27, 2014

"SP'EYE'DERMAN" SHIRT RELEASE!

I recently ventured down to southern California with the rest of the ZEROFRIENDS guys to set up camp in the middle of the desert with a big circular robot, a bunch of inks and an alchemist named Juan. Our goal was to make new things for you to wear. Well, we did it! And tonight at Midnight Eastern (9 Pacific) I'll be releasing a brand new 12-color screenprinted t-shirt based on my "Sp'eye'derman" painting that I painted live in our ZEROFRIENDS SF store a few months ago. The printing is insanely detailed, thanks to our long-time printing team at Bear Designz. Here's the details. See you invisibly online tonight! 


"SP'EYE'DERMAN" T-Shirt (Available on either black or white t-shirts)
12-color screenprint, printed with soft discharge inks
$28.00 each
On sale TONIGHT at midnight (9 pm Pacific) exclusively here at ZEROFRIENDS


**BONUS RAFFLE ALERT!" We have 5 Limited Edition 20" x 16" Sp'EYE'derman" Prints available to give away to our customers this weekend! If you purchase this "SP'EYE'DERMAN" shirt NOW through Sunday, March 2, you will be automatically be entered into a raffle to win 1 of the 5 prints. No purchase necessary, to enter the raffle, send a postcard (must be postdated by March 2) with your information to our ZEROFRIENDS SF retail store (419 Haight St, San Francisco, CA 94102). Winners will be selected at random on Monday, March 3rd.


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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

SKETCHY SATURDAY at Zerofriends SF!

Myself and Dave Correia will be drawing alongside some other art maniacs this SATURDAY at our ZEROFRIENDS store to celebrate zerofriends's 1 year anniversary in SF. Tons of fun weirdos will be drawing. Come say hi and hang. Sorry no bath salts this time! Other artists include Dave Correia, Nate Van Dyke, Matt Ritchie, Robert Bowen, Wayshak, Lauren Ys, Superugly and more!


ZEROFRIENDS SF

419 Haight St, 
San Francisco, CA
12-4 pm.
Saturday March 1st.
Chill times, Bill Heinz!



Tuesday, February 11, 2014

"THE DISASTER ARTIST" PRINTS ON SALE THIS VALENTINE'S DAY!


You can jump ahead to the bottom of this if you just want to know what we are releasing on this super romantic VALENTINE’S DAY, but just in case you are curious why we are selling a limited print of a shirtless Seth Rogen gazing into the eyes of a cross-dressing James Franco, and how awesome that is, you should keep reading first! 

There’s a movie that was released in 2003 called “THE ROOM”, which is intended to be the most romantic and most exciting movie ever. Perfect for Valentine's Day. Well, this movie is actually terrible. And by terrible, I mean uncannily INCREDIBLE. If you have never seen it, “don’t worry about it.”

Since it’s release in 2003, it’s become the “Citizen Kane” of bad films, which also means that the CULT of insane fans that have forced it to be played every weekend at theaters all over the world is a rabid and loyal cult. I am happy to admit that I (and all of us here at ZEROFRIENDS) am part of that cult.

Simply put, I LOVE “THE ROOM”, and I love every nuance, character and internal event that made it the beautiful mess that it is.



Long story short, I somehow became good friends with “The Room” co-star, Greg Sestero (Oh Hi Mark) during the time that he was in the middle of writing a memoir along with Tom Bissell about the “making of” The Room and I began helping out with doing some promo art for the book (I even got an awkward photo of myself in the book!).



Well, now, after the book, aptly titled “The Disaster Artist” has been released to high praise, it’s authors, Greg Sestero and Tom Bissell just joined forces with my favorite 3 comedy amigos James Franco, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg to announce that they will be producing and directing a feature film version of “The Disaster Artist”. Yes, there will be a hilarious movie that is based off of an incredibly hilarious book about the making of an unintentionally hilarious romantic movie that was originally an even worse romantic play!



And guess what’s even MORE ridiculous? I got to DRAW the announcement of the movie for Greg, James and Entertainment Weekly (which you can read the announcement HERE)! Ok, so without further ado, here is what I am releasing this VALENTINE’S DAY exclusively on Zerofriends.com 

2 DIFFERENT (but equally disturbing) VERSIONS OF MY EPIC ROMANTIC “DISASTER ARTIST” PRINT WILL GO ON SALE ON FEB 14, THIS VALENTINE’S DAY AT NOON (Eastern, 9AM Pacific).

Here are the details for the 2 different versions of the print. Oh hi, details!


“THE DISASTER ARTIST: STARRING TOMMY AND LISA”
By Alex Pardee
Limited Edition of 100
16” x 20”
Printed with archival ink on velvet cotton rag paper
Signed and numbered by Alex Pardee
$50.00 Each

Detail: 


And...the super limited "BOUND 4" Variant Version:
“THE DISASTER ARTIST- BOUND 4: STARRING SETH ROGEN & JAMES FRANCO”
By Alex Pardee
Limited Edition of 50
16” x 20”
Printed with archival ink on velvet cotton rag paper
Signed and numbered by Alex Pardee
$60.00 Each

Detail of the "BOUND 4" VARIANT:



BOTH PRINTS GO ON SALE EXCLUSIVELY HERE AT ZEROFRIENDS STARTING FEB 14th AT 12 NOON (Eastern, 9AM Pacific) 

Haven’t seen THE ROOM? Watch it HERE 

Haven’t read Greg Sestero & Tom Bissell's perfect book “THE DISASTER ARTIST”? Buy it HERE 

Done both of those already? Well then just sit down and while you are anxiously awaiting the release of these prints, PLAY “THE ROOM” VIDEO GAME HERE 

OK I have to go now byyyyyyeeeeee!


Tuesday, February 4, 2014

New 24" x 36" Prints On Sale This Weekend!

We here at Zerofriends did 2 things this week that we had a lot of fun doing:
1. We finally dusted off the old shrink ray-gun and figured out where that pesky "reverse" switch was on it, then pointed that gun right at the hearts of 4 of our long-sold out limited prints, just to see what would happen, and…
2. We called up our sexy friend, Huge Prince, to announce this weekend's release, which is, suitably, new Huge Prints.


 

Yes, as Huge Prince just announced, we will be releasing 4 more 24" x 36" Extremely Limited Giclee prints signed and numbered by me. There is no way the internet can do these prints justice. If you have ever bought one of our prints, just imagine that print, but BIGGER! 

 
Printed with magical and archival inks on Velvet Cotton Rag paper and signed in GOLD INK, these prints are each limited to an edition of 30 and will be available to purchase exclusively on ZEROFRIENDS.COM starting this THURSDAY NIGHT (Feb 6) at midnight (Eastern, 9 PM Pacific).


"THE BACKPACK" (shown here); "DIGESTED RAINBOW"; "THE REAL BATMAN"; & "MY LITTLE BONY"
24" x 36"
Limited Edition of 30
Signed and Numbered By Alex Pardee (me!)
$150.00 Each

Available starting Thursday NIGHT at midnight.
Zerofriends.com 

Detail of "The Backpack"

 


Thursday, January 30, 2014

The Amazing "SpEYEderman" Print Relese!



Is your Spidey sense tingling? Or rather, is your SpEYEdey sense tingling? It should be, because in just a few hours I will be releasing a brand new limited print based off of one of my favorite recent paintings. Originally created live in the San Francisco ZEROFRIENDS store while some amazing people stared at my clown shoes and my "Harry" back, we will be releasing this monstrositEYE tonight at Midnight Eastern (9 PM Pacific).
And this weekend only, anyone who orders this new print will receive an additional free exclusive companion print with it too. Here's all the specEYEfics.


Limited Edition Giclee Print
By Alex Pardee
20" x 16"
Edition of 100
Hand Signed and Numbered by Alex Pardee
Printed with Archival Inks on Velvet Cotton Rag Paper
$60.00 each
Available to purchase tonight at 9PM HERE ON ZEROFRIENDS

Detail of the "SpEYEderman" print:




And THIS WEEKEND ONLY (from the moment it is released until Sunday night at midnight while supplies last) you will automatically get this FREE additional hand signed villainous mini-print along with your order. (No need to add this to your basket, it will automatically be shipped with your order).


With every SpEYEderman, there needs to be a SymbEYEote.
"SymbEYEote"
5" x 7"
Signed by Alex
Free with Purchase of "SpEYEderman" Print this weekend only (Tonight through Sun, Feb 2).

So just to get this straight, this weekend you buy the big one, you get the little one. Like this:


Here's a little in progress video of me painting the piece in the Zerofriends store.



Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Get Stoked

"Snake Eyes" Goes on sale Friday exclusively on Zerofriends.com. Purchase it any time this weekend (Jan 10-12) and get a FREE mini "Doppelgänger" version of "Snake Eyes".


Monday, January 6, 2014

Frank "Snake Eyes" Carroll




Frank Carroll's biggest fear was dying alone in war like his father had in The Battle of the Bulge. In 1970, when he was 24 years old, Frank attempted to move from Detroit into Canada in order to dodge the Vietnam War draft and instead pursue his dreams of becoming a writer. Days before moving, Frank's girlfriend, Lorna revealed that she was pregnant and asked Frank to stay in America, accept enrollment in the Army, fight in the war and return home with a new career and a bright future. Frank was raised fatherless, and didn't want his own child to share that experience. If he moved to Canada, he would live, but he would have abandoned his child. If he enrolled in the Army, he could possibly die, but he had the opportunity to fight and return home.Terrified but dedicated to his new future, and in love with Lorna, he agreed and accepted his enrollment in the Army.
9 weeks later, he arrived in Saigon as part of the 52nd Infantry and was dumped in the middle of the jungle with his unit. Because of his initial hesitance to kill and obvious fear, he was extensively bullied by his fellow soldiers, often leading Frank to spend entire nights alone, sleeping up in the trees, taking the job of lookout just to be separated from those who bullied him. At night, in the trees, though his attention never wavered from his lookout duty, he would spend hours writing letters to his girlfriend and future child, sharing fantasies about their bright futures. Eventually Frank did make one friend in the jungle, a war journalist and bomb-specialist named Peter who Frank had admired for his fearlessness with his camera and his ability to defuse anything explosive, which had already saved their unit a few times. After weeks stationed in the same small camp, Peter convinced Frank to separate from his unit and be Peter's lookout and protection while he goes and investigates a secret tribal village that was rumored to be a refuge for Vietnamese mystics and supposed witchdoctors. Peter told Frank that if he helped locate this secret village and keep them safe, they could both take credit for the groundbreaking article that Peter would write, helping Frank launch a career in journalism.
They left hours later in the cover of the night.
Frank led them through the jungle, hacking and slashing through trees, stealthily avoiding the Viet Cong, clearing the path of snakes and spiders, all while Peter shot photos and shared information that he had heard about this secret village they were trying to find, escalating his fantasies of sharing the Pulitzer Prize.
Exhausted, fevered, and starving, they found it. On the surface, this "secret" village resembled a leper colony, with many of the helpless villagers suffering from obvious deformities and ailments, too weak to even oppose Peter and Frank's intrusion. Peter suggested that they leave, fearful of catching an illness and disappointed that the rumors weren't true. But Frank noticed a subtle glow emitting from behind one of the trees and insisted they check it out before leaving. Behind the trees was a makeshift grass hut marked with a symbol that looked like 2 serpents. Inside it, they found the secrets they were looking for. Unlike anything they had ever witnessed, they stumbled in on a group of deformed, decadently robed elderly men and women, chanting amongst a bright green smoke and dancing around a skeleton. And the skeleton…was alive. Peter's camera already in hand he managed to snap about 6 shots before they were noticed, and when they were, each one of these infected mystical tribespeople turned and screeched, their eyes glowing and their teeth gnarling. As the mystics held their hands up toward Peter and Frank, the living skeleton turned its head and looked directly at them as they fled.
Darting out of the village as quickly and as carelessly as they could, Peter slammed his shin against a rogue branch and got his entire leg stuck, stopping him from moving forward. Closely behind them, the trees began to glow green, and the screeching from the mystics could be heard in the distance. Hastily, Frank hacked at the branch with his machete until Peter's leg was finally freed just as they saw the mystics enter into their eyesight. Hobbled, Peter put his arm around Frank as Frank dragged them both as quickly as he could. The mystics not far behind, Frank knew the only way to hide was up in the trees, as he had spent nights there escaping his daily bullying. Mustering his adrenaline, Frank helped Peter up into a tree, and Frank followed, where they covered themselves in thick leaves and branches. There, they sat motionless as they watched the entire village of mystics and lepers pass beneath them. Hours passed as they sat in the trees. When they both felt they were finally safe, they descended from the tree and let out a large sigh of relief.
"We're going to be famous, Frank! These shots I got! What we saw!? Those…people?! I can't wait to write about it." Peter said, excitedly.
"Let's just get home," Frank replied.
2 steps into their journey, however, Frank's future fame instantly vanished. At the base of the tree they have been holding onto for dear life, Frank heard a click as his foot pressed into the mud, and he knew what had happened. He had stepped on a mine. Frank looked at the ground. Peter looked at Frank. Frank looked up and back at Peter and asked "Peter…can you help me? Can you do anything? Can you defuse this?"
Peter looked at Frank with a subtle hint of guilt for only seconds before he held up the camera and pointed to it as he said "I can, Frank, but…I'm going to be famous."
And just like that, Peter hobbled away into the jungle as Frank stood there, watching Peter abandon him, knowing that at any moment, Frank would face his biggest fear. He would die alone in the jungle. Tears in his eyes, and a body filled with regret and anger, he pulled out a pen and a piece of paper and began writing a letter to Lorna and his baby. He got as far as "I love y-" when the mine exploded, disintegrating most of Frank's torso and the top half of his head. Frank laid in the middle of the jungle in Saigon, alone, and dead.
For days, Frank's body lay still in the jungle, his love letter faded and nearly evaporated from the moisture of the jungle, his body affected the same way. Withered, dampened, and torn apart, praying mantises and ants had already begun taking shelter in his torso. It was at this state that a cloaked figure appeared amongst the brush. Surrounding the figure was a familiar green smoky aura. Hunched over Frank's lifeless corpse, the stranger opened a bag, removed a dead pig from it, and crudely removed the pig's intestines and eyeballs, discarding the other remains. The intestines were cut into two long pieces and stretched out on the wet ground. The eyeballs were shoved into the ends of the guts, and the stranger began to chant.
Smoke filled the forest, monkeys and other wildlife could be heard screeching in the distance, bright green lights emitted from the stranger's hands and reflected off of the condensation on the jungle leaves, resembling some kind of distorted third world disco.
More chanting. More rumbling. The pig intestines changed color, began to move, and then slithered their way around Frank's exposed dead arms, making their way to his hands. Simultaneously, Frank's muscles twitched, starting with his legs, and moving up to the half of his head that was still intact. His body began to stand, and soon it was fully upright. The stranger, still cloaked, stood back and watched as the intestinal serpents wrapped themselves around Frank's hands, moved their heads in place above Frank's severed nasal cavity, and seemed to mentally link with Frank's newly reanimated body. With the serpents' functioning eyes now floating above Frank's head, a brand new complete face was formed. At this moment, Frank's mouth peeled open and he let out a bellowing scream, which quickly changed into a subtle and confident smirk.
Frank was alive….
To Be Continued….
("Snake Eyes" will be displayed this Thursday, Jan 9th at Spoke Art in SF as part of the annual SupersonicElectronic show, and a limited "Snake Eyes" print will be released on Friday, Jan 10th exclusively on ZEROFRIENDS.)

Supersonic Electronic Annual Group Exhibition

This Thursday at Spoke Art in SF!
816 Sutter St.
San Francisco, CA 94109

spokeartgallery(at)gmail(dot)com
415.796.3774


Thursday, December 19, 2013

Jux x ZF Artist Signing THIS SATURDAY!



If you haven't seen it yet, Alex Pardee got a chance to curate the entire "Imagination" issue of Juxtapoz Magazine, which is ON NEWSSTANDS EVERYWHERE NOW!

This Saturday, December 21st, from 1-2 pm there will be a special signing at Zerofriends in San Francisco with Juxtapoz 
"Imagination Issue"  artists Alex Pardee, Jorma Taccone (of The Lonely Island), Matt Ritchie, and photographer Chloe Rice. Get your January, 
Imagination Issue signed and if you don't have one yet you can get one there! (They will probably sign other things for you too…yep, including MacGruber DVDs!)

ZEROFRIENDS SF
419 Haight St
San Francisco, CA

As a bonus, the first 40 people to show up to the signing will receive this exclusive FREE 5"x5" mini print that features Alex, Matt, Chloe and Jorma all hanging out like friendly friends.



See you this Saturday!



Tuesday, December 10, 2013

JUXTAPOZ: The "Imagination" Issue is out now!





I can’t remember the last time I had to physically run away from a situation. But there has been THOUSANDS of times that I have simply wanted to escape.

When I was asked by JUXTAPOZ MAGAZINE to curate another issue, I wanted to do something different than the “Halloween” theme of last year. With the Halloween-theme, I featured artists that I have loved for years and that have influenced me visually and technically. This year I wanted to feature artists that have influenced my imagination, in some cases even since I was a child, in more ways than their visual techniques. After discussing this with Evan Pricco, the Editor In Chief of Juxtapoz over lunch, the theme of “imagination” pretty much birthed itself right there in a bowl of noodles.

The theme of “imagination” gave me a great launching point for curating this issue of JUXTAPOZ. And understanding the fact that the term “imagination” can be so broad, especially when applied to the world of art, I knew immediately which direction I wanted to go in and what specific faction of “imagination” I intended to focus on. At first, I was convinced the common thread between all of the artists I wanted to feature was that each one has created some kind of imaginary “world” with their art. But over this 3-month journey of assembling the issue, interviewing these artists, exploring the worlds that they have created, the stories written within those worlds, and discovering just WHY these artists have admirably built these universes without any promise of success or recognition, I realized that in addition to a passion for imagination, we all had something ELSE in common: a desire to escape.

Every artist and creator that I've gathered for this issue, despite any roadblocks, social opposition, competition or conformity, has spent a lifetime utilizing their imaginations, forging their own extravagant worlds to inhabit for when they wanted to escape reality. And when their worlds got large enough, these creators shared them with the rest of us, in turn giving US more places to escape to both as viewers and fellow creators. I have ventured in to each one of these artists’ extraordinary worlds consistently throughout my life and have continued to feed off of them while spending a lifetime building MY world that I hope to continue sharing forever.



This special “IMAGINATION” issue of JUXTAPOZ is NOW IN STORES and on newsstands everywhere, or you can get this issue FREE when you subscribe to JUXTAPOZ here at their website. 

Just some of the “world-builders” and imagination based features in this issue include: David Copperfield, Charlie Immer (whose amazing JELLYFACE painting appears on the cover), The Lonely Island (and their secret 4th member Barry Langsfield), Lisa Hanawalt (who is interviewed by an intoxicated Santa Claus), Edible-artist Wolvesmouth, Craola (and his love for Dr. Seuss), Matt Ritchie’s tiny overpopulated world, Tim Schafer (creator of some of the most innovative video games ever), Scott C, Tara McPherson, BUNNYWITH, filmmaker Stephen Reedy, Ransom & Mitchell, John Gourley from Portugal.The Man, Kristen Lepore, Franky Aguilar and more.
Plus beautiful portraits and photography by Chloe Rice, Homer Liwag and Bryan Derballa.

Go get it before it becomes a figment of your imagination!








PS. You don’t need to rely on inspiration if you know how to harness your imagination.









Wednesday, December 4, 2013

NO ALIENS ALLOWED! FOR 72 HOURS AT LEAST!

This is both a Public Service Announcement AND a 72-Hour-Limited Edition Timed-Released Print announcement, but for public services.
 


According the Official Random USA poll a few years ago, an estimated one third of all Americans believe aliens have visited the planet Earth, and of these a large percentage believed alien abductions were happening frequently.

And according to reliable and accurate sources The History Channel and Animal Planet, Alien abductions can occur at anytime of the day or night and they have happened in both big cities as well as isolated outlying areas.

In numerous very detailed accounts, a light is observed outside the bedroom window and shines in filling the room. Then, aliens generally enter the room either through the doorway or walls. In some cases the victim simply awakens to find them standing by the bed. Then they get kidnapped. 

However, there are a few documented cases where the aliens don't immediately abduct the person. Sometimes, they hide in the victim's closets or, more specifically, in their giant toys. 

Big tin foil hats and weird glasses are known to protect you from alien visits, but those are stupid ideas, so instead, in order to help defend yourself from these harbingers of anal-probing, get one of these very practical and very limited "DigesTED: The Alien Prevention Edition" prints seen above (that will only be available for 72 hours) and hang it up in your room in order to inform the aliens that "Hey guys, check out this print, I know what's up and what your plans are, and I'm prepared, so I'm ahead of you. Go back to Melmac now, and stop your weird visits, thanks!"

"DigesTED: The Alien Prevention Edition"
Limited Edition Timed Release Giclee Print
ONLY AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE FOR 72 HOURS
Starting THIS FRIDAY, Dec 6 at Midnight (Eastern, 9PM Thursday night Pacific)
And ending SUNDAY, Dec 8 at Midnight (Eastern)
Signed And Numbered By Alex Pardee
20" x 16"
$50.00


At the end of the 72 hour time period, the exact number of prints that we sell will be the exact number of prints released for the edition. So, if only 3 people, one spam email and one armadillo buys them, then the edition will be 5. Cool? We think so!

So yes, from December 6, starting at 12:01 AM (eastern) all the way through December 8 at 11:59 PM and any single minute in between those times, you can purchase this new "DigesTED: The Alien Prevention Edition" Limited Edition Print (as seen above) either online at ZEROFRIENDS.COM or in person at our Zerofriends Retail Store in San Francisco.

Our San Francisco store is located at:


419 Haight St (Lower Haight)
San Francisco, CA

And remember:

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

"Brown Thursday Is Almost HERE!" FREE PRINTS!


OUR ANNUAL "BROWN THURSDAY" IS ALMOST HERE AND IT'S SPREADING THROUGH OUR ENTIRE ONLINE STORE LIKE A REALLY NICE FUN GENEROUS DISEASE!

The most important part of the disease, I mean the announcement, is this:
We are giving away MORE FREE PRINTS THAN EVER BEFORE! So listen closely to the sound of your voice as you read along with the following information.
Our Brown Thursday Sale officially starts the night of Wednesday, Nov 27 at midnight eastern time (9PM pacific) and goes through Dec 8th or until supplies last.

Spend $25 or more (before shipping) on any combination of items on ZEROFRIENDS.COM and receive your choice of ONE of these two signed, numbered limited edition 8"x10" prints from ALEX PARDEE and DAVE CORREIA.

Choose from "The Pilgrim of Death" By Alex Pardee (Limited edition of 400) or "TurKid" by Dave Correia (Limited Edition of 400).
Please note in the comments section upon checkout which of the two prints you would like (if no print is specified we will send you one of the two at random). Offer good until ALL Prints are gone. Limit ONE per household while supplies last.



But that's only PART of the good part! 
Spend $50 (before shipping) and get BOTH of these 8"x10" prints for FREE! Limit ONE EACH per household while supplies last.

No need to add these prints to your shopping cart, we will automatically ship them to every qualifying order.

But OH MY GOD! That's STILL not the best part! 
Spend $150 and get one of these super-limited signed 8"x20" "Trail Of The Pilgrim" print by Alex Pardee (edition of 100). Offer good until ALL Prints are gone. Limit ONE per household while supplies last.

Detail:



And an even BETTER part of this whole deal is that you don't have to wait until someone let's you in from the cold to fistfight someone to get deals! You can do it from the safety of on-your-butt starting on the night of Nov 27th at midnight (eastern, 9PM pacific)!

That's right, an entire day before some of you hoarders line up at Best Buy to get a 3-D TV you'll never watch and a Hunger Games Blu Ray for 4 dollars, you can ON-LINE UP at Zerofriends.com and check out, alongside BRAND NEW PRODUCTS, the new (temporary) slashed prices on a few Different Signed Limited Giclee Prints, all of our 8" x 10" prints and 5" x 7" prints are on sale, as well all of our t-shirts!
Sale officially starts MIDNIGHT EASTERN TIME (9PM Pacific) on Weds night (Nov 27)

Step by step instructions without illustrations:

1. Go to ZEROFRIENDS.COM, where, at the time of the sale, we will be putting up brand new t-shirts, new girls' shirts, new prints, restocking our hoodies, and more! (you can see previews below!)

2. Look around at some of the BRAND NEW PRODUCTS and take a look at some of the sale items.

3. Take notes. Smile

4. Starting On Brown Thursday (technically Wrad Wednesday night), Nov 28, (Officially starts midnight Wednesday night at midnight Eastern Standard Time) Purchase ANY combination of items equalling $25 or more before shipping and receive, along with your order, your choice of ONE of two free 8" x 10" signed & numbered print of Alex Pardee's "Pilgrim of Death" (limited edition of 400) or Dave Correia's "TurKid" (limited edition of 400)*
Spend $50 or more before shipping and receive BOTH of the free prints!

4.5. Purchase ANY combination of items equalling $150 or more and receive, in addition to the two free 8" x 10"s, a FREE 8" x 20" signed and numbered print of Alex Pardee's "Trail of the Pilgrim" Painting, totaling 3 free prints.

5. EAT MORE FOOD!

*Limit of ONE free print of each print per HOUSEHOLD. While supplies last.

Happy Thanksgiving, and thank you from all of us here at ZEROFRIENDS.
See you invisibly there!


(below are just previews. some old, some new. not everything is available just yet, but even on the products that are, if you want to get a free print you should probably wait or something! Good advice!)