ALEX PARDEE'S LAND OF CONFUSION: "PRIMUS & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY" Prints On Sale FRIDAY!

“THIS POSTER’S TURNING VIOLET, VIOLET!”

Veruca Salt’s father spent about $900,000 on Wonka Bars in order to get ONE Golden Ticket from Willy Wonka. So I might be the luckiest person in all of Candyland, considering that I recently received a Golden Ticket courtesy of the maniacs in the band, PRIMUS, without sacrificing anything (except my SOUL)! To clarify, I got the awesome opportunity to design a screen-printed poster for a fantastic special performance of PRIMUS AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY that happened last week in San Francisco at the famed Palace of Fine Arts.

The poster sold out at the show, but we saved a handful of them to be sold online THIS FRIDAY, SEPT 25^th at 1PM Eastern Time exclusively HERE on my website (eyesuckink.com).

This scrumdiddlyumptious 7-color screen-print was printed by the magical Oompa Loompas at MONOLITH PRESS on violet French paper that was magically infused with experimental blueberry gum straight from Primus’ Chocolate Factory.

This Tour-Edition “Violet” Version of the print that Primus used for their concert measures 18” x 24” and is a numbered edition of 250 (but I only have about 40 left to sell online) and comes signed by me and my snozzberries.

$50 each, on sale HERE on my webstore starting Friday Sept 25^th at 1PM Eastern

But you know what? There’s so many different flavors, colors, sounds and worlds inside the Chocolate Factory, so I couldn’t just do ONE single color print! That would be sillier than Agustus Galoob’s decision to fall into the chocolate river! So here are some additional VARIANT edition prints that are each SUPER limited editions and will go fast! They won’t last nearly as long as a gobstopper.

All variant prints will also go on sale HERE on my webstore starting Friday, Sept 25^th at 1PM Eastern.