Zerofriends & I At SF WONDERCON THIS WEEKEND!

The time has come.
The time for….fun? Or rather, the time for…WON? der…con?
That's right, we are packing up our JanSports and heading over to set up our Zerofriends Booth at San Francisco's biggest comic book & geek convention, WONDERCON, or, as M.O.D.O.K. calls it: W.O.N.D.E.R Con. which stands for The Whimsical Orphans Need Dumb Elephant Rocks Convention. Duh.

So come on by, we will have a ton of prints, shirts, jokes (maybe), hugs (of course), and a brand new addition to our family of torso-blankets: OUR VERY FIRST GIRLS' SHIRT! The cut/ style may vary slightly from these pics (we get the shirts shipped in tomorrow), but yes, behold the eye-love that the below pics of our new shirt are making to you right now. Available in 3 colors, and a ton of magic. (If you can't make it to the con the shirts will be for sale online next week!)

ZEROFRIENDS WILL BE TOWARD THE BACK OF THE EXHIBITOR HALL AT BOOTH #1142 (it's a corner booth). Heres the con info:

WONDERCON
April 1-3
Moscone Center
San Fancisco
http://www.comic -con.org
Oh, and I will be hanging out at the booth on both Saturday & Sunday for a couple of hours, so come say hi!
SATURDAY, I'll be there from 2-4pm
SUNDAY, Ill be there from 1-3pm

I talk Sucker Punch on Electric Playground

My Episode of RADNERD!

I got to appear on one of my favorite online shows, RADNERD, this week where they let me talk about Sucker Punch, Chadam, Jesus, Trannies, and then I punch myself. Fun times all around. check it out here:

WHAT TOY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ME MAKE!?

Hey Guys! I am "toying" with the idea of creating figurines based on my monsters, but we want your input on which one you would like made into a toy. New Characters, Old Ones, Series' Names, Plush, Vinyl- anything (excluding Chadam).

GOOD Examples: Theodore RoseFelt from Letters from Digested Children as a plush toy with a stomach that opens; Bunnywith collectible figurines; The Aroma from Vertigo Plush, etc.

BAD Examples: "That one monster with the teeth and the goofy eyes with the tree head'; A swarovski crystalized Goodnight Lava-lamp; or "Draw me a tattoo." Sorry, but I am not much of a tattoo artist, and they aren't fun to play with!

So if you've ever wanted to share your bathtime funtime with The Jaundice Rider, now would be your chance to bring that creepy dream to life!

poll by twiigs.com

Sucker Punch x AintitCool

With Zack Snyder's new film SUCKER PUNCH being released this Friday, which I was lucky enough to have had a hand in some design work for it, the press and attention is reaching a surreal level! I will send out a roundup of all of the cool blogs and sites that are posting exclusive interviews with me, but as of right now, I just got interviewed by one of the biggest and best Movie-news websites, AINTITCOOL NEWS, which my dad introduced me to in 1999, so it's cool to be featured on the front page of this site.
And in conjunction with Titan Books who produced the "ART OF SUCKER PUNCH" Book and Aintitcool News, read the interview to find out how you can WIN a ONE OF A KIND HAND PAINTED Sucker Punch Art Book!

Click HERE or on any of the pics below
to read the article and check out the painted book below, plus some other art from Sucker Punch below! Thanks, AintitCool!



The Painted Book:





Some of my art from the film that is featured in the book:









GO SEE SUCKER PUNCH MARCH 25TH!!!!!!
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"AMITY SMURF" RED CROSS CHARITY LIMITED PRINT NOW AVAILABLE

As with everyone else, we stayed up throughout the night of March 10/11 and could do nothing but sit in front of the television and our computers and watch the destruction caused by the deadly chain reaction of an 8.9 magnitude earthquake leading to a devastating tsunami off of the eastern coast of Japan. Within hours, we witnessed the damage increase tenfold. It is tragic times such as these that don't call for humor, don't call for fear, and although emotions are high, don't call for anger. Times like these simply call for help and support.

We at Zerofriends are re-releasing one of our most popular images, altered to resemble the iconic and powerful sun of the Japanese flag on a new Limited Giclee print titled "AMITY SMURF" designed, signed and numbered by me. And though it may not be much, we are donating 100% of the proceeds directly to the Japanese Red Cross.

CLICK HERE OR ON ANY OF THE PICS BELOW TO VIEW/PURCHASE THE "AMITY SMURF" LIMITED PRINT



Detail of the print:



Thank you for your help and support.
Love,
Zerofriends

WINNING!!!!

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW I DID IT, IT ONLY MATTERS THAT I DID! AND I'M WINNING!
A new WARLOCK-SHEEN Portrait art piece I did exclusively for Charlie Sheen's ustream broadcast "SHEEN'S KORNER" which you can WATCH HERE debuted JUST NOW on his latest episode.



You can watch the last minute or so here, and my art is unveiled at the end, after the EXPLOSION! Duh, WINNING!



An alternate version in case you prefer pastels:)



More info soon. Or maybe NOT!
Anyway, I'm gonna go soak my Tiger Blood in TROLL GUTS!

Permanent WINNER

Done By RAY PETTY

@RayoftheDead

Our Team Is Unstoppable

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! #WINNING!






MAKE YOUR OWN #WINNING TIGER BLOOD HAT AND SHOW THE WORLD YOU WIN!

Click this pic to download a HIGH REZ, photoshop file that contains a transparent background so you can slap on this Tiger Blood trophy to anyone you want to! You might have to Right-click and "save as".



Here is a direct link to download the Tiger Blood hat:

http://eyesuckink.com/WinningCUSTOMTemplate.psd


HAVE FUN WINNING! Maybe submit them to my FACEBOOK PAGE
or something:)

"VERTIGO" SERIES #1 Giclee Prints Released!

Well, it's taken us a quick minute to prepare these for release, as the aftermath of my "VERTIGO" show at Corey Helford Gallery last month was a lot stronger and less anticipated than….well…I anticipated! So we are still just little bottles of mustard playing ketchup. Good news is that we may have a new Zerofriends retail spot possibly opening soon in the BayArea! But more on that later. For now, in the wake of my "Tiger Blood" assault, we here at Zerofriends are proud to finally present SERIES #1 in my "VERTIGO" Limited Edition Giclee prints! See below for the full rundown!




Each print comes with a second print, a new stand-alone chapter in Verti Parker's story! If you are unfamiliar with the story of famed Nightmare Hunter Verti Parker (for which the Vertigo show was inspired by) you can read all about him HERE at his site!
And don't forget that ANY print that you purchase from Zerofriends online from now until this SUNDAY EVENING enters you automatically into a drawing to win the ORIGINAL artwork used for my "TIGER BLOOD" print!
Closer details of the Vertigo prints, available NOW (Click the images to view & purchase on Zerofriends.com):



"The Luring Funayurei" Giclee Print
By Alex Pardee.
Limited Edition of 100.
17" x 22" Printed with Archival Inks on Acid Free Velvet Cotton Rag.
Each print is hand signed and numbered by Alex Pardee.
This Print ALSO INCLUDES an additional 8" x 10" print featuring the STORY of "The Luring Funayeuri" written by Alex Pardee
This print was part of Alex's "VERTIGO" Show at COREY HELFORD GALLERY, inspired by famed Nightmare Hunter VERTI PARKER.



"The Aroma" Giclee Print
By Alex Pardee.
Limited Edition of 100.
22" x 17" Printed with Archival Inks on Acid Free Velvet Cotton Rag.
Each print is hand signed and numbered by Alex Pardee.
This Print ALSO INCLUDES an additional 8" x 10" print featuring the STORY of "The Aroma" written by Alex Pardee
This print was part of Alex's "VERTIGO" Show at COREY HELFORD GALLERY, inspired by famed Nightmare Hunter VERTI PARKER.



"Cynaphobia" Giclee Print

By Alex Pardee.

Limited Edition of 100.
17" x 22" Printed with Archival Inks on Acid Free Velvet Cotton Rag.

Each print is hand signed and numbered by Alex Pardee.
This Print ALSO INCLUDES an additional 8" x 10" print featuring the STORY of "Cynaphobia" written by Alex Pardee
This print was part of Alex's "VERTIGO" Show at COREY HELFORD GALLERY, inspired by famed Nightmare Hunter VERTI PARKER.


Thank you for your continued support.
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#TigerBlood

Win. Ning.

Our TEAM ROSTER is GROWING!!! TIGER BLOOD!

The whole "Tiger Blood" & "WINNING" phenomenon that our good friend and Self-proclaimed Warlock Charlie Sheen started a couple of days ago continues to skyrocket so much more than anyone could have imagined. As soon as I released my "TIGER BLOOD" PRINT THROUGH ZEROFRIENDS YESTERDAY almost immediately a bunch of celebrities and publicity agents were sending me messages, pictures, support, and coming out of the closet and exposing themselves as guilty-pleasure-Charlie-WINNERS as well. So it looks like our TEAM is EXPANDING, meaning that when we are finally all banded together by Tiger Blood, the entire world will be WINNING! Look at the roster of awesomeness that OUR TEAM has in only 24 hours!!! It's so rad!




Well, I know those can't be the ONLY famous WINNERS wandering the Earth in search of new ways to WIN. So, if you hear from any more people that out themselves as Team Sheen, Tiger Blood drinkers, spell casters, or all around WINNERS, slap this fun little WINNING hat on them and help them show their support publicly!

Click this pic to download a HIGH REZ, photoshop file that contains a transparent background so you can slap on this Tiger Blood trophy to anyone you want to! You might have to Right-click and "save as".



Here is a direct link to download the Tiger Blood hat:

http://eyesuckink.com/WinningCUSTOMTemplate.psd


HAVE FUN WINNING! Maybe submit them to my FACEBOOK PAGE
or something:)


Also, if you missed it yesterday, the good folks at UPPER PLAYGROUND are already selling my WINNING shirt! so go grab one and help your torso WIN TOO! Click the pic or CLICK HERE.
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WIN! WIN! WIN! TIGER BLOOD!

WHY SHOULD CHARLIE SHEEN BE THE ONLY ONE WINNING!?

Now YOU can WIN TOO!






So, Charlie Sheen is all hopped up on an 8-ball of uncut Charlie Sheen and his tiger-blood seems to be pumping so angrily that he has gone a little MAD!

Well guess what?! I love a little friendly competition between warlocks, so I decided to go a little crazy too!!

In addition to stirring up a bloody (and 100% accurate) little homage to the only thing that has been able to unite us and distract us from Libya, Wisconsin & Egypt, I am also GIVING AWAY THE HUGE-ISH ORIGINAL DRAWING that I created for this print FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE! In honor of WINNING!!!





So yes, HOW exactly can you win this one-of-a-kind flattened tree with a madman in a tiger hat on it?? Easy! But I'll tell you in like 3 seconds. But first…..



Zerofriends & I just released (in WINNING speed) a brand new signed (but not limited or numbered) print of a drawing I did of my favorite lunatic this week. But for the first time, my Adonis-laced DNA has allowed me to make this print available in 2 sizes: Full Size: 17" x 22" and mini-win size: 8" x 10.

Here are all of the details, click on any of the pics or on the links to go view & purchase this print. Oh, and we are donating all of the profits to WINNING!!!!!! Before you leave here read below how you can also WIN the original drawing.



"TIGER BLOOD"

Giclee Print

Designed by Alex Pardee.

Inspired By WINNING!

17" x 22" OR 8" x 10"

Printed with Archival Inks on Acid Free Velvet Cotton Rag.

17" x 22" = $25.00 each, 8" x 10" = $10.00 each.

Each print is hand signed by Alex Pardee. Non-numbered edition



CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE 17" x 22" Version

CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE 8" x 10" Version



Details of the image/print:







RULES FOR WINNING THE ORIGINAL DRAWING:

Simply purchase ANY GICLEE PRINT ON MY WEBSTORE (ZEROFRIENDS.com) between NOW and THIS SUNDAY, March 6, at 11PM. Everyone who purchases a print will be entered into a drawing and Monday (March 7) morning I will draw a name and send you the original drawing. Take it from Charlie, it's THAT SIMPLE to WIN!!!!

Now GO! WIN! WIN! WIN! Or else your face will melt off in front of your screaming children!



Btw, In case you missed what pool of inspiration this little gem of a print emerged from, take a look at this video, and good luck on WINNING!: