Wednesday, February 23, 2011

LOOK! HUGE SAIL!!!!

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DRENCH YOUR CHEST IN TEMPORARILY-REDUCED-PRICED MAGIC!! According to our unorganized schedule scribbled on the back of two different pizza ...
Monday, February 21, 2011

It’s JAY DAY! Win Original Sculpture From Jay222!

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It’s JAY DAY! Win Original Sculpture From Jay222! As everyone in the banking and postal industry knows, today is that glorious holiday where...
Thursday, February 17, 2011

My Carson Daly Appearance Now Online to Watch!

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You can now watch my very first network television appearance from the other night on LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY. Hope I'm not too uncom...
Tuesday, February 15, 2011

"THE ART OF SUCKER PUNCH" Now AVAILABLE!

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THE "ART OF SUCKER PUNCH" BOOK FROM TITAN BOOKS & ZACK SNYDER IS NOW AVAILABLE!!!!! In case you didn't know, I was lucky e...
Monday, February 14, 2011

I'm ON NETWORK TV TOMORROW NIGHT!!! DVR yo!

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So I have been lucky enough to be graced with multiple episodes of exciting news as of late, with the upcoming Sucker Punch movie being rele...
Monday, February 7, 2011

POP CULTURE MADNESS! WATCHMEN! URKEL! SKELETOR & MORE!

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Like, we are TOTALLY un-harshing your GIGS, right now, brah! As you may or may not know, we are fueled and influenced by a ton of pop cultur...
Friday, January 28, 2011

EXCLUSIVE LIMITED STAR WARS PRINT!!!! ON SALE NOW!

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INTERGALACTIC ANNOUNCEMENT! Right this second MYSELF, LUCASFILMS, ACME & STARWARS.COM JUST UNLEASHED A SITH-MONSTER! I am pleased to ann...
Thursday, January 27, 2011

FREE LIVE MUSIC! AESOP ROCK! KIMYA DAWSON! ROB SONIC! Only at ZEROFRIENDS!

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THIS IS THE BIGGEST THING TO COME TO A RETAIL STORE SINCE THE FUCKING FURBY!!! As you know, we at Zerofriends have been wrangling a little e...
Friday, January 21, 2011

Watch "BEST WORST MOVIE" with Me & the Director!!!! SATURDAY! LA!

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SO, AS OUR FINAL ESCAPADE ALONG THE AMAZING "MOVIE KNIGHTS" ADVENTURE, THIS IS HAPPENING! Yes, it is. Alongside its director and ...
Monday, January 17, 2011

VERTIGO PRESS & PHOTO RECAP #1: CRAZY PEOPLE!

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My "VERTIGO" show was CRAZY. PERIOD. The amount of support and appreciation from everyone around me, including all of you, durin...